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This was not Sith against Jedi. This was not light against dark or good against evil; it had nothing to do with duty or philosophy, religion or morals.

It was Anakin against Obi-Wan.

Personally.

Just the two of them, and the damage they had done to each other.

(Source: billaba)

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"There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for."

— Skulduggery Pleasant (via valkyrieflame)

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Mutant-101: How To Play Ping Pong By Yourself

mutant-101:

Mutant-101: How To Play Ping Pong By Yourself

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All I can say about the two different Quicksilvers is that I hope they Kick-Ass.

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elvenkingscrown:

"Child," she said. " We are in your debt. Without your gift of the Teleporter, my people would still be rotting in that dungeon."

“Thank you for taking me with them on the way out,” Valkyrie replied. “You`re… you`re the Resistance leader?”

China arched an eyebrow.”You sound surprised. Do I know you?”

-THE OLD MAN IN CHAINS, Kingdom of the Wicked

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  • Erskine Ravel: What are we looking for, by the way?
  • Ghastly Bespoke: Seriously? I gave you the file half an hour ago.
  • Ravel: Yes, you did.
  • Ghastly: Did you read it?
  • Ravel: No, I did not.
  • Ghastly: *sighs* It's called an Accelerator. It's a big machine type thing.
  • Ravel: Great. What does it look like?
  • Ghastly: I don't know.
  • Ravel: Is that it?
  • Ghastly: No. That's a wall.
  • Ravel: It could be disguised.
  • Ghastly: You're really not very good at looking for things, are you?
  • Ravel: I'm good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.
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  • Skulduggery: "I think I’ve worked it out, " he said. " I just need to disconnect the Emergency Valve Regulatiors one at a time. Once that’s done, removing the helmet shouldn’t result in any significant trauma. "
  • Valkyrie: " Emergency Valve Regulators, " she repeated. " So you do know what you’re doing ? “
  • Skulduggery: " Not really, " he said, yanking another wire. " I made that term up to keep you happy. I’m just pulling all the red wires because they’re the pretty ones. "
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lost-in-pink:

Nothing turns on a girl more than good fight choreography.

(via castielkingofsass)

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pleatedjeans:

Disney is a Magical Place (30 Pics)

Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG

the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha

This is why I love Disney

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON THOUGH

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booksactually:

IT’S A PUNDERFUL LIFE
by Gemma Correll

Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they’re good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it’s good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as loads of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sum, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. With over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person’s face.

(via against-stars)

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An Englishman, a Russian, a German, and a Spaniard walk into a bar.

So what? It’s a multicultural society.

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therabbitprince:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

Tears are streaming down my face. I don’t care what your belief is, please send anything, even good vibes, to these kids because oh my god they are suffering so much. The water is muddy and it’s freezing and they are dying and they’re only seventeen.. 

These children are so scared.. desperately reassuring the world that yes, they are alive, please come for them. They’re messaging their little sisters, apologizing that they won’t be able to grant a request when they’re seconds away from death and just

oh.. oh my god. oh my fucking god words cannot describe the pain I’m feeling

(via somanyfandomsasdfghjkl)

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via funny-text-posts)

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Mya Gosling and her succinct Shakespeare comics “In 3 Panels”. Achingly simple, these short comic strips provide a concise beginning-middle-end guide to many of Shakespeare’s classic and obscure works.

Well, you know…Shakespeare

damnit now i’m spoiled

Oh, god. Julius Caesar. I cannot stop laughing.

(via somanyfandomsasdfghjkl)